Wednesday, October 20, 2010

TYVM - 10/21/10

Courtesy of Kmama!

To Bailey, Thank You Very Much for taking my cell phone with you to the bathroom and proceeding to call me EVERY 1.5 minutes on the home phone. Get a book Bay! I am not your 'potty entertainment'!

To my alarm clock, Thank You Very Much for allowing me to completely sleep through hitting the snooze button TWICE before I realized I needed to get my butt out of bed! Get off the easy listening channel and turn yourself up a few notches! Your current settings are ineffective!

To the Lady who parked her car in the parent pick-up lane at school, Thank You Very Much for forcing me to roll down my window and point out that you were blocking traffic! Can't you see the cars moving ahead of you and the big line of cars, waiting to move forward, behind you? Get back in your car!!!!!!!!! (I asked her in a much nicer way through gritted teeth)

You know you need some therapy! Give it a try and link up with Kmama!


Rachel said...

I am totally risking waking the entire household up while reading this! I snorted at Bailey's idea of potty break entertainment!

And as far as alarm clocks... I could loan you mine. Do you know what it takes to wake a deaf person? Literally, it shakes the bed. And no, it's not nearly as romantic as some might think, ha ha!

And what is it about school parking lot issues? I'm starting to freak out about it already and the kiddo isn't even in school!

Mrs Montoya said...

Oh the school parking lot - there's always one . . . Cute post!

passionofthemom said...

LOL You certainly handled the school parking lot idiot with far more aplomb than I can manage to do...I have ZERO patience for stupid people in traffic situations, and have no qualms letting them know what I think about it in a wildly voracious and colorful way! xD Great post this week!!

Kmama said...

LOL!! Bailey cracks me up. Such a typical guy.

Ohh, and I sleep through my snoozes a lot. I had to change the station and turn the radio up.

Thanks for linking up with me!

Jodee Leader said...

Hilarious bathroom story!

Of course, I can totally relate to the crazy parent pick up line. You know all about our circle of hell!

Michelle Pixie said...

The carpool lane makes me absolutely nutty! I wish they handed out a "how to" manual to the idiots who obviously have no right using it!

Calling you from the bathroom is too funny! Thankfully my girls haven't caught on to that one. lol

Shana said...

What is it with the potty talking?? I just don't get it. I don't even have an alarm clock lol. When I did I slept through it all the time so I figure what the heck lol. I have no idea about the pick up line though and hopefully never will.

Mighty M said...

Bailey cracks me up. :)

Tiffany said...

tehehehehe! I am so thankful my girls haven't learned that trick!

Our parent pick up line is a joke. Well, actually, so is our entire parking lot. So I feel your pain!

Emily said...

Ugh! I drive me nuts when people block the carpool lane! Don't they know it's not all about can it be when it's all about me! :D

sara said...

so funny about the potty entertainment!!!

And I always hated the pick up lines at school! So happy all of mine are driving now!

Kari said...

Love the potty entertainment :o)
And for 3 days I couldn't figure out why I wasn't hearing my alarm - so it occurred to me I have a 20 month old who likes to mess with stuff - checked the volume and it was all the way down :o)
Everytime I hear about school drop off lanes I think of Mr. Mom - "You're doing it wrong!!!" Haha!

Kim said...

The alarm thing...that is me everyday. I have to set my alarm on my cell phone and set it across the room if I really need out of bed.

Love that you are the bathroom entertainment, that is pretty cute!

Have a great weekend!

He & Me + 3 said...

Baa Haaa...the phone on the potty. That is too funny. So something one of my kids would try. LOL
So glad that our principal stands out by the pick up line and makes people move when they are blocking traffic. It is so annoying.