Thursday, April 29, 2010

Thank You Very Much - 4/29/10



It is Free Therapy Day courtesy of Kmama at The Daily Dribbles.


To the lady at the baseball game who shared her crack with us the entire game, Thank You Very Much. EVERY time she would lean forward to get her drink, her 'way too low rider' pants would sink further down and reveal way too much of her very unattractive g-string! We're here for some baseball, not a peep show, Thank You Very Much. Get some pants that fit your fat bumper!

To whomever is responsible for the house next door, Thank You Very Much for allowing the power to be shut off and causing EVERY smoke detector in the place to ring 24/7 for the past week. Thank You Very Much for stopping by TODAY and finally taking care of the problem.

To the crazy hot then cold then hot then cold weather we've been having for the past month. Thank You Very Much for causing Lily and Ashton's noses to bleed at an alarming rate. In the middle of typing this post, Ashton came stumbling out of his room with a look of shock and horror that there was blood gushing down his face. Make up your mind already so my kids' nostrils can recover!

Aaaahhhhh! Much better! Go visit Kmama for your free therapy!

17 comments:

Leiah said...

Not sure which is worse - nosebleeds or that lady's cracatoa. Blech!

Brandi said...

Oh yikes! Nosebleeds. I don't do blood well.

We've had some cool mornings this week, but it's not freezing so I'm not complaining! :)

The smoke detectors would have driven me batty. One of ours was going off last night because the battery was low. They're electric, but they have a back-up battery and they just beep...beep...beep and I CAN'T reach them to shut them up!!! Major headache!

Kelly said...

I'm trying to figure out when it became okay to moon people all the time. I'm with you - cover youselves up - look in the mirror and dress according to you age and size!

Kmama said...

Oh, your poor kids and their noses. That doesn't sound like fun at all!

I'm laughing at the thought of that woman and her crack sharing. Why is that only the cracks you don't want to see are the ones that you actually see?? Maybe I should take that back, because it's not like ANY crack is attractive!

{Kimber} said...

Fat Bumper made me LOL!!haha

my sinuses are KILLING me too--ugh!

Foursons said...

I too cracked up at fat bumper! Hahaha

Those fire alarms had to be so annoying.

Michelle Pixie said...

Fat Bumper! Bwahahahahaha

Nose bleeds are the worst! Feather and hubby get them a lot...Vaseline in the kids nose will help. It works here!

He & Me + 3 said...

Oh I get so embarrassed for people that show their Cracker. I mean can't they feel that it is sticking out? Good grief.
My kids have been having bloody noses too lately. Grrrr to the weather.

blueviolet said...

I know about those bloody noses. My son has been plagued with them so I hope your weather straightens up for you.

I hate those lowrider crack sightings!

Emmy said...

Ugh, sorry about the nosebleeds. And yes, seriously people pull your pants up or buy different pants, your butt is not attractive!!!

Rudy Rukus said...

Our weather has been CRAZY too. So much so that I can't even blog about because I am just that mad! I hate low riders and g-strings and peep shows at public events. Wait I hate to see that anywhere haha!

Danielle said...

Oh man! Nosebleeds. I hate them. Scare the crap outta me. Lo gets them too, thanks to the hubbs!!

...and the crack thing. That is just too funny!!! I am sure you were grossed out though! LOL

Emily said...

NASTY! Nothing is worse than crack!

Kari @ p.s. love.love. said...

Fat bumper??? I totally wish I was in your head - haha! That is gross and unnecessary though. Nuff said.

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Rachel said...

Ooh, as Mr. Daddy says, "just say no to crack!" That drives me nuts!

Hope the weather calms down and keeps those nosebleeds at bay!